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The Humor-News Letter, 20051208

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The following story is nice & true!!, BUT for the record the girls family has been found so if you get this email please let the folks know that the girls family has been found per the lawyers office listed below!!

It is a long-shot that someone will know this young lady, but if we send it to many, many people, perhaps someone's forwarded message will find relative or someone who knows her. DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS GIRL?

Keith M. Nelson McCurley, Orsinger, McCurley, Nelson & Downing, L.L.P. Attorneys at Law
5950 Sherry Lane, Suite 800 Dallas , Texas 75225
Phone: 214/273-2400 Fax: 214/273-2470

Subject: Do you recognize this girl?
This little girl is at the Phuket Hospital in Thailand. She does not remember her own name or anything! She has lost her parents. She must be of Western origin. She was a victim when she got caught in the Tsunami (tidal wave) disaster in Phuket, Thailand and nobody knows who she is, so we are hoping if we distribute this email around the world someone will know her.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

Run when you need to!

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

Give lots of kisses.

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.


Meet new people, even if they look different to you.

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

Love your friends, no matter who they are.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)

Don't waste food.

The flea can jump 350 times its body length.

It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

Take an occasional risk.

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

Try to have a little fun each day...

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.


Say, "I love you" often.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Express yourself creatively.

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(OK, so that would be a good thing....................)

Be conscious of your appearance.

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

Always be up for surprises.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Love someone with all of your heart.

Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)

Share with friends.

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

It will get better.

There is always someone who loves you more than you know.

Exercise to keep fit.

Live up to your name.

Hold on to good friends; they are few and far between!

Indulge in the things you truly love.

Cherish every Sunday!

At the end of the day...PRAY

....and close your eyes and smile at least once a day!

& now your at the end of the letter, I hope that you enjoyed !

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