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What's hapening On your B-Day
January 1 is ..... First Foot Day and Z Day January 2 is ..... Run Up
the Flagpole and See if Anybody Salutes It Day January 3 is .....
Festival of Sleep Day January 4 is ..... Trivia Day and Humiliation
Day January 5 is ..... Bird Day January 6 is ..... Bean Day January
7 is ..... Old Rock Day January 8 is ..... National Joy Germ Day and
Man Watcher's Day January 9 is ..... Play God Day January 10 is .....
Peculiar People Day January 11 is ..... National Step in a Puddle
and Splash Your Friend Day January 12 is ..... Feast of Fabulous Wild Men
Day January 13 is ..... Make Your Dream Come True Day and Blame Someone
Else Day January 14 is ..... National Dress Up Your Pet Day January 15 is
..... Hat Day January 16 is ..... Hot and Spicy Food International Day and
National Nothing Day January 17 is ..... Blessing of the Animals at
the Cathedral Day January 18 is ..... Winnie the Pooh Day January 19 is
..... National Popcorn Day January 20 is ..... National Buttercrunch
Day January 21 is ..... National Hugging Day January 22 is ..... National
Answer Your Cat's Question Day, National Blonde Brownie Day January 23 is
..... National Handwriting Day, National Pie Day, Measure Your Feet
Day January 24 is ..... Eskimo Pie Patent Day January 25 is ..... Opposite
Day January 26 is ..... Australia Day January 27 is ..... Punch the Clock
Day and Thomas Crapper Day January 28 is ..... National Kazoo Day, Clash
Day, Rattle Snake Roundup Day January 29 is ..... National Cornchip
Day January 30 is ..... Escape Day January 31 is ..... National Popcorn
Day and Child Labour Day
February 1 is .... Serpent Day February
2 is .... Purification Day February 3 is .... Cordova Ice Worm
Day February 4 is .... Create A Vacuum Day February 5 is .... Disaster
Day February 6 is .... Lame Duck Day February 7 is .... Charles Dickens
Day February 8 is .... Kite Flying Day February 9 is .... Toothache
Day February 10 is .... Umbrella Day February 11 is .... White Tee-shirt
Day and Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day February 12 is .... National Plum
Pudding Day February 13 is .... Get A Different Name Day and Dream Your
Sweet Day February 14 is .... Ferris Wheel Day and National Heart to Heart
Day February 15 is .... National Gum Drop Day February 16 is .... Do A
Grouch A Favour Day February 17 is .... Champion Crab Races Day February
18 is .... National Battery Day February 19 is .... National Chocolate Mint
Day February 20 is .... Hoodie Hoo Day February 21 is .... Card Reading
Day February 22 is .... Be Humble Day February 23 is .... International
Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day February 24 is .... National Tortilla Chip
Day February 25 is .... Pistol Patent Day (Samuel Colt) February 26 is
.... National Pistachio Day February 27 is .... International Polar Bear
Day February 28 is .... Public Sleeping Day February 29 is .... National
Surf and Turf Day
March 1 is ....... National Pig Day and
Peanut Butter Lover's Day March 2 is ....... Old Stuff Day March 3 is
....... I Want You To Be Happy Day, Peach Blossom Day, National Anthem
Day March 4 is ....... Holy Experiment Day March 5 is .......
Personality Day March 6 is ....... National Frozen Food Day March 7 is
....... National Crown Roast Of Pork Day March 8 is ....... Be Nasty
Day March 9 is ....... Panic Day March 10 is ....... Festival Of Life In
The Cracks Day March 11 is ....... Johnny Appleseed Day and Worship of
Tools Day March 12 is ....... Alfred Hitchcock Day March 13 is .......
Jewel Day March 14 is ....... National Potato Chip Day March 15 is .......
Buzzard's Day and Everything You Think Is Wrong Day March 16 is .......
Everything You Do Is Right Day March 17 is ....... Submarine Day March 18
is ....... Supreme Sacrifice Day March 19 is ....... Poultry Day March 20
is ....... Proposal Day and Festival Of Extraterrestrial Abductions
Day March 21 is ....... Fragrance Day March 22 is ....... National
Goof-off Day March 23 is ....... National Organise Your Home Office Day
and National Chip and Dip Day March 24 is ....... National Chocolate
Covered Raisins Day March 25 is ....... Pecan Day and Waffle Day March
26 is ....... Make Up Your Own Holiday Day and Spinach Festival Day March
27 is ....... National "Joe" Day More Info on National "Joe" Day March 28
is ....... Something On A Stick Day March 29 is ....... Festival Of Smoke and
Mirrors Day March 30 is ....... I Am In Control Day March 31 is .......
Bunsen Burner Day and National Clams On The Half Shell Day
April 1 is
....... One Cent Day April 2 is ....... National Peanut Butter and Jelly
Day April 3 is ....... Tweed Day and Don't Go To Work Unless It's Fun
Day April 4 is ....... Tell-A-Lie Day April 5 is ....... Go For Broke
Day April 6 is ....... Sorry Charlie Day More Info on Sorry Charlie
Day April 7 is ....... No Housework Day April 8 is ....... All Is Ours
Day April 9 is ....... Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself
Day April 10 is ....... Golfers Day April 11 is ....... Eight-Track Tape
Day April 12 is ....... Look Up At The Sky Day April 13 is ....... Blame
Somebody Else Day April 14 is ....... National Pecan Day April 15 is
....... Rubber Eraser Day April 16 is ....... National Stress
Awareness Day and National Eggs Benedict Day April 17 is ....... National
Cheeseball Day April 18 is ....... International Jugglers Day April 19 is
....... National Garlic Day April 20 is ....... Look Alike Day April 21 is
....... Kindergarten Day April 22 is ....... National Jelly Bean Day April
23 is ....... Read Me Day and World Laboratory Animal Day April 24 is
....... National Pigs In A Blanket Day April 25 is ....... National
Zucchini Bread Day April 26 is ....... Richter Scale Day and
National Pretzel Day April 27 is ....... Tell A Story Day April 28 is
....... Great Poetry Reading Day and Kiss-Your-Mate Day April 29 is
....... National Shrimp Scampi Day April 30 is ....... National Honesty
Day
May 1 is ......... Mother Goose Day and Save The Rhino
Day May 2 is ......... Fire Day May 3 is ......... Lumpy Rug Day May
4 is ......... National Candied Orange Peel Day May 5 is ......... National
Hoagie Day May 6 is ......... Beverage Day May 7 is .........
International Tuba Day, Paste Up Day, Roast Leg of Lamb Day May 8 is
......... No Socks Day and Have A Coke Day May 9 is ......... Lost Sock
Memorial Day May 10 is ......... Clean Up Your Room Day May 11 is
......... Eat What You Want Day and Twilight Zone Day May 12 is .........
Limerick Day May 13 is ......... Leprechaun Day May 14 is .........
National Dance Like A Chicken Day May 15 is ......... National Chocolate Chip
Day May 16 is ......... Wear Purple For Peace Day May 17 is ......... Pack
Rat Day May 18 is ......... International Museum Day and Visit Your
Relatives Day May 19 is ......... Frog Jumping Jubilee Day May 20 is
......... Eliza Doolittle Day May 21 is ......... National Memo Day and
National Waitresses/Waiters Day May 22 is .........
Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day May 23 is ......... Penny Day May 24 is
......... National Escargot Day May 25 is ......... National Tap Dance
Day May 26 is ......... Grey Day May 27 is ......... Body Painting Arts
Festival May 28 is ......... National Hamburger Day May 29 is .........
End Of The Middle Ages Day May 30 is ......... My Bucket's Got A Hole In It
Day May 31 is ......... National Macaroon Day
June 1 is ........ Dare
Day June 2 is ........ National Rocky Road Day June 3 is ........ Repeat
Day June 4 is ........ Old Maid's Day June 5 is ........ Festival Of
Popular Delusions Day June 6 is ........ Teacher's Day and
National Applesauce Cake Day June 7 is ........ National Chocolate Ice
Cream Day June 8 is ........ Name Your Poison Day June 9 is ........
Donald Duck Day June 10 is ........ National Yo-yo Day June 11 is ........
National Hug Holiday and King Kamehameha Day June 12 is ........ Machine
Day June 13 is ........ National Juggling Day and Kitchen Klutzes America
Day June 14 is ........ Pop Goes The Weasel Day June 15 is ........ Smile
Power Day June 16 is ........ National Hollerin' Contest Day June 17 is
........ Watergate Day and Eat Your Vegetables Day June 18 is ........
International Panic Day June 19 is ........ World Sauntering Day June 20
is ........ Ice Cream Soda Day June 21 is ........ Cuckoo Warning Day More
Info on Cuckoo Warning Day June 22 is ........ National Chocolate Eclair
Day June 23 is ........ National Pink Day June 24 is ........ Museum Comes
To Life Day June 25 is ........ Log Cabin Day June 26 is ........ National
Chocolate Pudding Day June 27 is ........ National Columnists Day June 28
is ........ Paul Bunyan Day June 29 is ........ Camera Day June 30 is
........ Meteor Day
July 1 is ........ Creative Ice Cream Flavour
Day and Build A Scarecrow Day July 2 is ........ Visitation Of The Virgin
Mary Day July 3 is ........ Stay Out Of The Sun Day and Compliment Your
Mirror Day July 4 is ........ National Country Music Day and Tom
Sawence-Painting Day July 5 is ........ Workaholics Day July 6 is
........ National Fried Chicken Day July 7 is ........ National Strawberry
Sundae Day July 8 is ........ Video Games Day July 9 is ........
National Sugar Cookie Day July 10 is ........ Clerihew Day July 11 is
........ National Cheer Up The Lonely Day July 12 is ........ National Pecan
Pie Day July 13 is ........ Fool's Paradise Day July 14 is ........
National Nude Day July 15 is ........ National Tapioca Pudding Day
and Respect Canada Day July 16 is ........ International Juggling
Day July 17 is ........ National Peach Ice Cream Day July 18 is ........
National Ice Cream Day and National Caviar Day July 19 is ........ Flitch
Day July 20 is ........ Ugly Truck Contest Day July 21 is ........
National Tug-Of-War Tournament Day July 22 is ........ Ratcatcher's
Day July 23 is ........ National Vanilla Ice Cream Day July 24 is ........
Amelia Earhart Day July 25 is ........ Threading The Needle Day July 26 is
........ All Or Nothing Day July 27 is ........ Take Your Pants For A Walk
Day July 28 is ........ National Milk Chocolate Day July 29 is ........
Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day July 30 is ........ National Cheesecake
Day July 31 is ........ Parent's Day
August 1 is ...... Friendship
Day and National Raspberry Cream Pie Day August 2 is ...... National Ice
Cream Sandwich Day August 3 is ...... National Watermelon Day August 4
is ...... Twins Day Festival August 5 is ...... National Mustard
Day August 6 is ...... Wiggle Your Toes Day August 7 is ...... Sea
Serpent Day August 8 is ...... National Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your
Neighbour's Porch Night August 9 is ...... National Polka Festival August
10 is ...... Lazy Day August 11 is ...... Presidential Joke Day August 12
is ...... Middle Child's Day August 13 is ...... Blame Someone Else
Day August 14 is ...... National Creamsicle Day August 15 is ......
National Relaxation Day and National Failures Day August 16 is ......
Bratwurst Festival August 17 is ...... National Thriftshop Day August 18
is ...... Bad Poetry Day August 19 is ...... Potato Day August 20 is
...... National Radio Day August 21 is ...... National Spumoni Day August
22 is ...... Be An Angel Day August 23 is ...... National Spongecake
Day August 24 is ...... Knife Day August 25 is ...... Kiss-And-Make-Up
Day August 26 is ...... National Cherry Popsicle Day August 27 is ......
Petroleum Day August 28 is ...... World Sauntering Day August 29 is ......
More Herbs, Less Salt Day August 30 is ...... National Toasted Marshmallow
Day August 31 is ...... National Trail Mix Day
September 1 is ...
Emma M. Nutt Day September 2 is ... National Beheading Day September 3
is ... Skyscraper Day September 4 is ... Newspaper Carrier Day September
5 is ... Be Late For Something Day September 6 is ... Fight Procrastination
Day September 7 is ... Neither Rain Nor Snow Day September 8 is ...
National Date Nut Bread Day and Pardon Day September 9 is ... Teddy Bear
Day September 10 is ... Swap Ideas Day September 11 is ... No News Is Good
News Day September 12 is ... National Pet Memorial Day and National
Chocolate Milkshake Day September 13 is ... Defy Superstition
Day September 14 is ... National Cream-filled Donut Day September 15 is
... Felt Hat Day September 16 is ... Stay Away From Seattle Day
and Collect Rocks Day September 17 is ... National Apple Dumpling
Day September 18 is ... National Play-doh Day September 19 is ... National
Butterscotch Pudding Day September 20 is ... National Punch Day September
21 is ... World Gratitude Day and International Banana Festival September
22 is ... Hobbit Day and Dear Diary Day September 23 is ... Checkers Day and
Dogs In Politics Day September 24 is ... Festival Of Latest
Novelties September 25 is ... National Comic Book Day September 26 is ...
National Good Neighbour Day and National Pancake Day September 27 is ...
Crush A Can Day September 28 is ... Ask A Stupid Question Day More Info on
Stupid Questions September 29 is ... Poisoned Blackberries Day September
30 is ... National Mud Pack Day
October 1 is ..... World Vegetarian Day
and Magic Circle Day October 2 is ..... Name Your Car Day October 3 is
..... Virus Appreciation Day October 4 is ..... National Golf
Day October 5 is ..... National Storytelling Festival October 6 is .....
German-American Day and Come and Take It Day October 7 is ..... National
Frappe Day October 8 is ..... American Tag Day October 9 is ..... Mouldy
Cheese Day October 10 is ..... National Angel Food Cake Day October 11 is
..... It's My Party Day October 12 is ..... International Moment Of
Frustration Scream Day October 13 is ..... National Peanut
Festival October 14 is ..... Be Bald and Free Day and National Dessert
Day October 15 is ..... White Cane Safety Day October 16 is .....
Dictionary Day October 17 is ..... Gaudy Day October 18 is ..... No Beard
Day October 19 is ..... Evaluate Your Life Day October 20 is .....
National Brandied Fruit Day October 21 is ..... Babbling Day October 22 is
..... National Nut Day October 23 is ..... National Mole Day October 24 is
..... National Bologna Day October 25 is ..... Punk For A Day Day October
26 is ..... Mule Day October 27 is ..... Sylvia Plath Day October 28 is
..... Plush Animal Lover's Day and National Chocolate Day October 29 is
..... Hermit Day October 30 is ..... National Candy Corn Day October 31 is
..... National Magic Day and Increase Your Psychic Powers
Day
November 1 is .... Plan Your Epitaph Day November 2 is ....
National Devilled Egg Day November 3 is .... Sandwich Day and Housewife's
Day November 4 is .... Waiting For The Barbarians Day November 5 is ....
Gunpowder Day November 6 is .... Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A
Compass Day November 7 is .... National Bittersweet Chocolate With
Almonds Day November 8 is .... Dunce Day November 9 is .... Chaos Never
Dies Day November 10 is .... Forget-Me-Not Day November 11 is .... Air
Day November 12 is .... National Pizza With The Works Except November 13
is .... National Indian Pudding Day November 14 is .... Operation Room Nurse
Day November 15 is .... National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day November
16 is .... Button Day November 17 is .... Take A Hike Day November 18 is
.... Occult Day November 19 is .... Have A Bad Day Day November 20 is ....
Absurdity Day November 21 is .... World Hello Day and False Confessions
Day November 22 is .... Start Your Own Country Day November 23 is ....
National Cashew Day November 24 is .... Use Even If Seal Is Broken
Day November 25 is .... National Parfait Day November 26 is .... Shopping
Reminder Day November 27 is .... Pins And Needles Day November 28 is ....
Make Your Own Head Day November 29 is .... Square Dance Day November 30 is
.... Stay At Home Because You're Well Day
December 1 is .... National
Pie Day and Eat A Red Apple Day December 2 is .... National Fritters
Day December 3 is .... National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day December 4 is
.... Wear Brown Shoes Day December 5 is .... National Sacher Torte
Day December 6 is .... National Gazpacho Day and Mitten Tree
Day December 7 is .... National Cotton Candy Day December 8 is .... Take
It In The Ear Day December 9 is .... National Pastry Day December 10 is
.... Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales December 11 is .... National
Noodle Ring Day December 12 is .... National Ding-A-Ling Day December 13
is .... Ice Cream and Violins Day December 14 is .... National Bouillabaisse
Day December 15 is .... National Lemon Cupcake Day December 16 is ....
National Chocolate Covered Anything Day December 17 is .... Underdog Day and
National Maple Syrup Day December 18 is .... National Roast Suckling Pig
Day December 19 is .... Oatmeal Muffin Day December 20 is .... Games
Day December 21 is .... Look At The Bright Side Day, National Flashlight
Day, National French Fried Shrimp Day, and Hamburger Day December 22 is
.... National Date-Nut Bread Day December 23 is .... Roots Day December 24
is .... National Eggnog Day December 25 is .... National Pumpkin Pie
Day December 26 is .... National Whiners Day December 27 is .... National
Fruitcake Day December 28 is .... Card Playing Day and National Chocolate
Day December 29 is .... Pepper Pot Day December 30 is .... Festival Of
Enormous Changes At The Last Minute and National Bicarbonate Of Soda
Day December 31 is .... Unlucky Day
VOLVO MECHANIC'S TOOLS.... and their usage....
CREEPER: Tool used by
night shift mechanics to lay on while napping leaving the impression to the
boss you are working. When not in use if left in a direct proportion to
another workers blind spot can cause a lost time accident and workmans
comp.
CRECENT WRENCH: the only tool most mechanics know how to use,
due to not knowing bolt head size prior to use...bolt heads tend to change
size during usage causing knuckle bleeding.
CABLE CUTTERS: Expensive
cutter similar to hose cutter used to cut electrical cables too
short.
TWO WAY RADIO: Used mainly by supervison to find lost
mechanics, occasionally used by mechanics to call someone more
knowledgeable of the job...normally after they have screwed it up beyond
repair.
& now your at the end of the letter, I hope that you enjoyed
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